Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy