Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.