How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Bitterly Cold Day Jokes More Bitterly Cold Day Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.