What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.