What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

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How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey