What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.