What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.