What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!