What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!