What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.