What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(