What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.