Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!