What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?

Spastics!

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.