What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.