What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila