What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.