What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.