Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean