Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.