What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.