What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)