Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.