Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

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What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!