What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.