What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH