What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs?

The CathArctic.