Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.