Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club