Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!