What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours