Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.