Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Romney Jokes More Romney Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.