What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Apple Juice Jokes More Apple Juice Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice