Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Raincoat Jokes More Raincoat Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !