What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.