What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.