What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !