What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes