What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!