What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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he threw out the W's

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Bernadette.

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Quack

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.