What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.