What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"