What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.