What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.