What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.