Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)