What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee