How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright