How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote