What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What has hands but can't clap?

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