What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What do you call a German living in Canada?

A leder hoser.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!