What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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Let's knot."

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A. Electricity.

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I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Winter is coming"

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A winter pepper.

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Carrot-eh

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What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles