Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice...

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Chap Lip Jokes More Chap Lip Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.