Syrian Mckellen
Because she keeps running away from the ball
Go axe your mother."
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Isisicles
Because other cars have Mordor.
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
because he is a Boxer
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
Lord of the Rings
In the Mossque.
Haram Bay