Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

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What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.