What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.