What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.