No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
A bright eye deer.
Because they can't elope
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke