When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!