Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9