Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.