Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.