Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(