What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

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A little stiff.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters