What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.