How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.