How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.