What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.