What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

What do you call a Greek stripper?

Popalottapus

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

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What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!