Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.