Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!