Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!