How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.