What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

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What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.