What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!