They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
I regret nutting!!!
Men, get on the boat."
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
He got hit by a bus!
You poke 'em on.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
