Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Why is this wet?

she asks. "Because it's below C level."

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Reservations.

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Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.