Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.